Even a badass can get mushy-eyed.   Damn you, Lloyd Dobbler.  You can turn a boombox into a lethal weapon.

I went looking for that clip online.  You know the one.  Ione Skye has just lost her mind and said ‘F–k off, John Cusack.’  But John Cusack says ‘F–k you, Ione Skye, I’ll still be working in twenty years.’  And then he whips out his boombox to prove his power over everyone.

I couldn’t find that clip.

At least one that I thought was right.

But I did find this puppet.

But the Dobbler puppet didn’t give there.

He didn’t let Ione Skye ruin everything.

He took his message to the streets. And the streets were thankful.

So if you’re feeling wonderful today… or looking for a reason to feel wonderful… just know that everyone out there has their own Dobbler puppet…

…and he’s coming after you. When you least expect it.