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Let the stunt casting begin. Why should geek properties like X-MEN and BATMAN be the only ones to enjoy this game? Let’s allow a hedonistic, wish-fullfillment-show-masquerading-as-a-family-sitcom into the fold and start playing…
I have my thoughts on Mr. Carlos Estevez (which I wrote about in this little piece right here). But lately these days EVERYONE is having thoughts on Charlie Sheen – good, bad, ugly, AND winning.  And now that his job’s up for grabs, people are already speculating…

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Been awhile since I contributed a bit from the WHY THE HELL NOT junk drawer.  Thought I’d choose to highlight a clip from a film that’s been lurking in the back of my mind every day for the last few weeks:  Craig Brewer’s BLACK SNAKE MOAN.
blacksnakemoanosSimply put, it’s about a Southern girl darkened by waves of nymphomaniac urges so strong she cannot quiet them unless she gets it from someone – anyone.  Her path crosses with a lonely old bluesman whose wife just left him for his brother.  He takes her in, and realizes she’s ’sick’ in that possessed Jezebel type of way.  He decides to help cure her of her ’sickness’ by chaining her to his radiator.  And that’s where this fable gets really interesting.

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For Get To The Chopper’s 100th post, I wanted to post something a little bit special.   Seems fitting that I look no further than Timothy Walter Burton.

Tim and EdwardTim Burton and I have a unique relationship. Due to coincidence and fortuitous circumstance, I have seen every one of Burton’s directorial efforts in the theater during first-run release. Yes, even PEE-WEE. I’ll even go so far as to say I saw the Burton-produced CABIN BOY in the theater. Yes, even CABIN BOY.  Burton’s also responsible for one of my longest friendships (a more devoted fan than even myself, he’s even shaken Tim Burton’s pee-pee hand). It’s safe to say that all things Burton are close to my heart.
Right now, an exhibit of Tim Burton’s original artwork is travelling around the continent, and I was anxiously waiting its’ arrival in Los Angeles. However, thanks again to fortuitous circumstance, I found myself in Toronto where his exhibit had currently put up stakes.
And I managed to sneak off a few snapshots. You know, when they weren’t, you know, looking and stuff…. some of the pics are slightly out of focus, but it was the best I could sneak. Hopefully, this will whet the appetites of a few of you, and encourage y’all to check out this fascinating, revealing, and often, very intimate look into the overwhelming mind of Mr. Burton. Read the rest of this entry »

TRUE GRIT (2010) deserves every accolade it gets. There is nary a false note in this picture, and after two hours of sheer movie bliss, I left the theater invigorated.  More importantly, it reignited my interest in the Western genre, and made me want to do a special overall piece on Westerns for the site.

Unfortunately, I’m no expert.  Fortunately, I know a guy…

true-grit-2010-posterChad Nance is a counter-culture reporter and columnist whom I’ve known for too many years. He’s written stuff for Skunk, Radar, Details, Gawker, and Aint It Cool News; he’s also the creator and author of Weird Load: Only In America, and starting May 2011, will make contributions to a brand new horror magazine from the creators of Famous Monsters Of Filmland.  More relevantly, he’s my go-to guy when it comes to Westerns, and I always look forward to hearing his perspective on the Old West and films in general (his take on the racism inherent in AVATAR was enlightening – you can read that piece by clicking HERE).

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One of my all-time loves is film music.  The moment I fell in love with film scores was watching the Philadelphia Philharmonic perform the Theme from SUPERMAN at a weekend hot air balloon festival.  To this day, John Williams’ theme gives me the chills.

I’ve wanted to do a Top Ten Film Scores for awhile, but I wouldn’t dare claim I know enough to do so.  So I enlisted my friend Lucius.  We met while bonding over Danny Elfman in film school, and to this day, some of my favorite times are about getting drunk and letting him introduce me to the good stuff.  I trust his judgment – so should you.  Enjoy!

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